Hark, good gentles, and know ye this—at Tickle Thy Fantasy, we hold thy privacy in highest esteem, guarding it as a dragon doth its hoard. Herein shall ye find the manner in which we gather, use, and safeguard such tidings as thou dost provide whilst wandering our realm.

Henceforth, let it be known that Tickle-Thy-Fantasy.com is a domain most rightfully held and operated by Tickle Thy Fantasy, residing in California, USA (hereafter referred to as "I," "Me," "Our," "Us," or "We"). Any soul who dost wander our realm, whether to peruse, partake, or purchase, shall henceforth be known as "Thou," "Thee," "Thy," "User," "Visitor," or "Customer," as the context doth require. The grand halls of this digital marketplace, including all wares, services, and offerings therein, shall be known as the "Website" or "Service." Any manner of external craft, be it a provider of payment, messenger of goods, or other enchanted integration, shall be known as an "External Provider" or "External Service."

Know ye that we seek not to pry into matters beyond what is needful. When thou dost make purchase of our wares, only such particulars as are required to fulfill thy order shall be collected—thy name, direction of dwelling (shipping address), and means of missive (electronic mail). Of payment, we gather naught, for such matters are entrusted to the coin keepers of our noble payment processors.

The tidings thou dost bestow upon us shall be used but for these purposes:

• To fulfill thy purchase and send forth thy garments most fair.
• To answer queries shouldst thou seek our counsel.
• To keep record of custom orders, which shall be held but for the span of one year.

Never shall we send thee missives of unwanted nature, nor shall we trouble thee with news, unless thou hast expressly bid us do so.

As a wise alchemist guardeth rare elixirs, so too do we safeguard thy tidings with utmost care. We share them with none save for those required to complete thy order (such as trusted carriers who shall bear thy package to thee). No third party shall claim thy information for profit, for we doth deal in fine garments, not in the trade of secrets.

Be at ease, dear traveler, for no enchanted cookies nor tracking spells dost thou find upon our lands. We seek not to follow thy footsteps across the vast reaches of the ether, nor do we collect tidings beyond what thou dost freely give.

Should the winds of change require this decree to be altered, we shall make it known upon this very page. Pray, revisit as thou dost see fit, that thou mayest know of any new proclamations.

Shouldst thou have any questions regarding this decree, send forth thy missive by way of our merchant’s contact scroll, and we shall answer thee with haste. Thus is our word, and thus it shall remain. May thy shopping be merry, thy garments be splendid, and thy privacy be ever safeguarded.